Haikuligan

Holy warm weather
I'm scared it's gonna stop
and I'll be frozen

Chocolate hangover
smooth,creamy deliciousness
can I have more please?

Be mine Valentine
Spoil me rotten with chocolate
and maybe flowers

Glorious massage
Rub me,knead me;harder please
An hour of pure bliss

Gimme Chocolate
Yummy,yummy chocolate
Pretty,pretty please

All I want right now
is two cute cleaning fairies
okay, maybe three

Please no more Elmo
That furry little puppet
is sucking my will

I am out numbered
Please just lift the toilet seat
that is all I ask

Oh seriously
you've got to be kiddin me
she is astounding

I'm feelin lazy
sorry for my tardiness
My brain feels like mush

So sore I can't move
Fuck You Fibromyalgia
I will not back down

Grocery shopping sucks
especially when I can't
go down the pop aisle

Yummy food awaits
I should wear something baggy
so I can eat lots

Thirty-four years old
when i was a kid I thought
that was really old

I still feel sixteen
except for the kids,mortgage
and sagging boobies

Yay February
presents,chocolate and love
my favourite month