- Saturday, March 6, 2010
Thought spring was coming
oh hazy shade of winter
please fade away soon
- Friday, March 5, 2010
Just a tad behind
Creative juices stopped
Time to flow again
- Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Holy warm weather
I'm scared it's gonna stop
and I'll be frozen
-
Chocolate hangover
smooth,creamy deliciousness
can I have more please?
-
Be mine Valentine
Spoil me rotten with chocolate
and maybe flowers
-
Glorious massage
Rub me,knead me;harder please
An hour of pure bliss
- Friday, February 12, 2010
Gimme Chocolate
Yummy,yummy chocolate
Pretty,pretty please
-
All I want right now
is two cute cleaning fairies
okay, maybe three
- Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Please no more Elmo
That furry little puppet
is sucking my will
-
I am out numbered
Please just lift the toilet seat
that is all I ask
-
Oh seriously
you've got to be kiddin me
she is astounding
-
I'm feelin lazy
sorry for my tardiness
My brain feels like mush
- Saturday, February 6, 2010
So sore I can't move
Fuck You Fibromyalgia
I will not back down
-
Grocery shopping sucks
especially when I can't
go down the pop aisle
- Thursday, February 4, 2010
Yummy food awaits
I should wear something baggy
so I can eat lots
-
Thirty-four years old
when i was a kid I thought
that was really old
- Tuesday, February 2, 2010
I still feel sixteen
except for the kids,mortgage
and sagging boobies
- Monday, February 1, 2010
Yay February
presents,chocolate and love
my favourite month
- Sunday, January 31, 2010
Hell month is ending
spring is finally coming
only three more months
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Saturday morning
sweet sleep bliss ends abruptly
get your own breakfast
- Friday, January 29, 2010
All three boys at home
insanity reigns supreme
and it's still early
-
My five year old boy
has been possessed by evil
send an exorcist
- Wednesday, January 27, 2010
My kids are so weird
they must get it from their dad
most definately
- Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Welcome back sunshine
It was so nice to see you
Please come again soon
-
It's open says me
Not open sesame,GAWD
It drives me crazy
- Monday, January 25, 2010
My brain is hurting
I can't stop thinking about
really stupid shit
- Saturday, January 23, 2010
Lots of work to do
Procrastination always
bites me in the ass
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Lovely girls night out
Yummy food,delicious drinks
Good times to be had
- Thursday, January 21, 2010
I have a phobia
of touching raw chickens, eww
I know that I'm strange
- Wednesday, January 20, 2010
I just realized
My love is unrequited
Cheese doesn't love me
- Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Making my ears bleed
enough of the fighting boys
I need a vacation
- Monday, January 18, 2010
Procrastination
I really have work to do
I'll do it later
- Sunday, January 17, 2010
Seriously flu
Please go attack someone else
but not my family
- Saturday, January 16, 2010
Crush me like a bug
Suffocate me with a sock
Like the winter sky
- Friday, January 15, 2010
No food for three days
Feeling a little cranky
Damn it! I'm hungry!
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I hate being sick
I know that I am whining
But I'm sick, Eff Off
- Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Norwalk, you bastard
I think that I am dying
The next diet fad
- Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Enough snow already
Quit it big guy in the sky
Get some selsun blue
- Monday, January 11, 2010
January Sucks
Have I mentioned that before
Kiss my ass winter
- Sunday, January 10, 2010
Snow falling sideways
Looking forward to summer
Counting down the months
- Saturday, January 9, 2010
Oh Super Mario
Retro goodness makes me smile
I have missed you so
-
Freakin' laundry piles
Are taking over my house
Who needs clothes anyways?!
- Thursday, January 7, 2010
For the love of pete
Close your eyes and go to sleep
Mommy is tired
- Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Make a funny face
He looks at me like I'm crazy
Yep I'm your momma
- Tuesday, January 5, 2010
January blows
Bitter like the northern wind
and a two-cent whore
- Monday, January 4, 2010
Do you hear that noise?
It's the sound of my own thoughts
Welcome back to school
- Sunday, January 3, 2010
Hi All,
I came up with the name after a night of middle-aged debauchery (meaning,I forgot I had children, drank all together too much and managed to perform a striking rendition of Creep). and thus Haikuligan was born.
I kinda think in Haiku format...5,7,5 syllables. And for those of you who take Haiku very seriously...I know that this is not traditional haiku, in fact, it is more a senryu.
Wikipedia def'n:
Senryū (川柳?, literally 'river willow') is a Japanese form of short poetry similar to haiku in construction: three lines with 17 or fewer total "on" (often translated as syllables, but see the article on onji for distinctions). Senryū tend to be about human foibles while haiku tend to be about nature, and senryū are often cynical or darkly humorous while haiku are more serious. Unlike haiku, senryū do not include a kireji (cutting word), and do not generally include a kigo, or season word.
I hope you enjoy...and happy 2010
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Oh Lazy Sunday
You make me feel so happy
Like a pig in shit
- Saturday, January 2, 2010
Northern Canada
The Yukon to be exact
Holy Fuck It's Cold
- Friday, January 1, 2010
A Fresh start begins
With my head in the toilet
Will I ever learn?
